Nitro.

I found a really really great sexuality test. Post your results. For shits and giggles.

mistaxiii:

violencekings:

barrymanilowswinternightmare:

You scored 4 Heterosexuality, 94 Homosexuality, and 20 Asexuality!

You scored 94% on Homosexuality, higher than 100% of your peers.

haha WOW

You scored 49 Heterosexuality, 30 Homosexuality, and 55 Asexuality!

Does this mean I’m a plant or something? Oh god, what if I’m really nothing more than mold?!

You scored 56 Heterosexuality, 34 Homosexuality, and 16 Asexuality!

I don’t really agree with that asexuality score, but okay.

You scored 49 Heterosexuality, 32 Homosexuality, and 29 Asexuality!

You’re highly sexed but do not appear to be interested in either gender.
well okay!

(Source: shy-blu-scout)

Via "All my friends say it's the shit!"


(Source: milky-honey)



khasbarf:

snotmachine:

diarrheaheartfailure:

Tumblr: The comic

Expect this to show up again randomly.

pretty much this

yes



khasbarf:

mistaxiii:

purpleweeble:

shabangdang:

isynnie:

Saffron the stingy sloth… lol

Amigo the hairy Rhino ♥ Abercombie the stubborn Piglet

……

>8C I motherfucking do not like this mashup. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

PANDORA THE INTELLIGENT RABBIT FUCK YES AWESOME NAME

Spring Roll The Stubborn Banana Slug

Saffron (alright) the beautiful (sounding better) hippo (fuck you)

Tofu the Tail-Chasing Wolf. ?????????

(Source: alliwantisawesome)


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queenston:

Truxton - Bitch Clap

will see full release eventually some day

WOW OOPS WRONG BLOG oh fucking well

good good good good

Via DARIUS ALPHA



You can’t explain why you like something. The bigger question for me was always to the people asking me to explain. [I’d say], ‘Why don’t you want to hear this?’ I love finding out why people don’t love things. And if you ask people why they don’t like things, particularly when they get into this sort of culture box, you find out that they’re not liking things because of what people are going to think about them, and not because of what the things actually sound like.

– Stew, on how people like music or don’t like music because they think other people think they should like or dislike it. (via nprfreshair) Via GALACTIC DANCING

(Source: threewordphrase)



dragonmaw:

TRIGGER WARNING

cut previous commentary, click source link for the essay this is a reply to:

i get really uncomfortable when people talk about how all men are rapists because uh

i’m pretty sure i fit none of those categories except “being a man”. i have emotional issues with penetrative intercourse stemming from self-image and my upbringing. i’m extremely shy when it comes to sex, so much so that i actually tremble uncontrollably whenever anything sexual starts to happen. i am a timid little puppy of a sex partner, to the point that i have only had two serious partners ever and have never had penetrative intercourse. i actively try to be sensitive about people’s boundaries, especially in regards to topics like above.

but of course i’m a threat to all women everywhere.

sigh.

why am i getting offended and upset because of this rant. it’s dumb and it doesn’t pertain to me at all. UGH.

i’m really honestly not sure what to feel about that post. i’m not even angry. just… why.



mistaxiii:

barrymanilowswinternightmare:

metaldeersolid:

hootaloo:

dead-squirrel:

aristarry:

bullfrog-piano:

raidouraidou:

ayubutts:

tachiagare:

reiichiro:

casinoass:

carry-pon-my-weiward-son:

My chair…

e A e ;;;;

my mug?

a christmas tree

A comic store bag…? Breath play…?

a… clothespin/peg. NOT INTO CLAMPING FUCK NO

……….. the…. filing cabinet…..

My couch.

Well.

my…phone.

 A rolling chair.

Welp.

my little pony calender lol

My speaker…

OH MY

My television

my iPad

(Source: sexypantsunited)


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